ok, so there are two characters on the tv that my kids watch that freak me out, each in their own special way.
1) the damn alligator on Maisy. Maybe he’s a crocodile. I dunno.l I think his name is charlie. he has this fucked up, crazy, person-who-has-mental-retardation voice when he does the sort of talking that passes for conversation on the show. he makes me feel weird.
2) stephani, on Lazy Town. the show itself is a bit strange, since they’re always going on about the need to exercise, and not watch tv or play video games (you’re a TV show, DUH). they call apples “sports candy.” But the girl character makes me feel funny. down there. you know hwat i mean. should I get help? i don’t look aat underage porn. teen sites are stupid. i can barely tolerate women my OWN age. why does this slim hipped, pink haired tom-boy waif engender this feeling. dunno.
you can call the police now.