chain letter cheat

Sarah filled out the chain letter with no intention of sending it along to anyone. She was tired, and hungry, and really just wanted to go to sleep. But the computer beckoned:

1. What is your occupation? Superhero, and Kaladi barista

2. What color are your socks right now? Carharts, brown. Bunny Boots, thick socks and some sort of polypro shirt thingy

3. What are you listening to right now? Cries for help from all over the city

4. What was the last thing that you ate? 5 twinkies, a box of slim jims, two big macs, super large fries and huge coke.

5. Do (can) you drive a shift? Sure, I suppose. If I had a car.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Nothing too primary, maybe a warm earth tone.

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? My mom; she thinks I should come home

8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? He’s a little controlling, but ok.

9. How old are you today? 32

10. Favorite drink? free

11. What is your favorite sport to watch? meh.

12. Have you ever dyed your hair? Yeah, but it took too long, so now it’s just me

13. Pets? I had a dog once, as a kid.

14. Favorite food? Quantity, not quality

15. What was the last movie you watched and did you
like it? Little Miss Sunshine. It was pretty good, but there were booths full of crazy people in the back.

16. Favorite month? July

17. What do you do to vent anger? Throw cars, break into pawn shops, you know, the usual

18. What was your favorite toy as a child? I really liked Lincoln Logs and my big wheel

19. What is your favorite, fall or spring? Ewww, spring. Fall is better. Less sloppy.

20. Hugs or kisses? Kisses, definitely.

21. Cherries or Blueberries? Wild Bluberries

22. Do you want your friends to email you back? Doesn’t really matter, I see them every day.

23. Who is most likely to respond? This makes no sense.

24. Who is least likely to respond? Ummmm?

25. Living arrangements? I live with Peter and a broken door. Oh, and a new washing machine. It’s so much better than the laundromat.

26. When was the last time you cried?I kind of gave up crying for the new year.

27. What is on the floor of your closet? bags full of cash

28. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to? I’m not sending this to anyone, so lay off.

29. What did you do last night? Ran around the city, looking for people in need. Found a few, helped ’em out.

30. Favorite smells? Justice

31. What inspires you? Peter does, somewhat. My dad used to, but he’s really just a big talking loser.

32. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Yes, please.

33. Favorite dog breed: Golden Retriever

34. Number of keys on your key ring? 3

35. How many years at your current job? Just quit one of them, and really just started the whole superhero thing

36. Favorite day of the week? Sunday

WHERE IS THIRTY-SEVEN????

38. What states have you lived in? CA, AK, NV

39. Favorite holidays? President’s Day

40. Ever driven a Motorcycle or heavy machinery? Sure. The motorcycle. I just lift heavy machinery now.

41. Favorite vacation spot? Anywhere quiet, with very few people

42. Where would you like to go that you haven’t been to before? Europe, Australia

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