monkeypup, a blog

monkeypup, a blog:

“I don’t really know which questions women should ask prospective grooms. Probably shit like “Are you willing to buy tampons at the grocery store if needed?” or “Do you like potpourri?” Stuff like that. Who knows what goes on in their heads? Not me. Anyway, men, if you are planning to get married, be sure to ask the following:

1. What are your feelings on televised sports, video games, pornography and strip clubs?
2. Do you believe in living rooms without TVs in them?
3. Will I be able to keep that framed movie poster for Reservoir Dogs (Star Wars, Godfather, etc)?
4. Will you be cool with a large screen television in one (or more) of our rooms?
5. Do you like (Insert movie you find tremendously funny)?”

Rave on, Joshua, rave on.

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2 Comments

  1. sp1deyluvr
    Posted February 16, 2007 at 12:28 am | Permalink

    I like the new look on both sites. Very chic (and not in a “oh crap, now I have to go change it cause I’m a freaking GUY” way).

    Also.. Definitely good questions. I think one more should be added. 6. How do you feel about leaving the seat up?

  2. monkeypup
    Posted February 20, 2007 at 10:49 am | Permalink

    Ah, I am a funny one, amn’t I?

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