in a mimi mood

mimi smartypants

Although I have no room to be a snob about others’ wine choices, given my affection for the Target-brand cabernet-shiraz wine cube. (It’s really not bad! Honest! And there is a fuck of a lot of it, which is an important quality in a wine!)

There are also many comedy advantages to the wine cube. When it starts to run dry, you get the fun of ripping the box open like The Hulk, finding the kitchen scissors, and performing an emergency vacuum-bag-ectomy in order to get the last few drops into your glass. When the Target checkout kid asks if you want the wine cube in a bag, you get to say, “Nah, I’ll just drink it in the car” and witness his reaction. Wine cube! Fun!

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