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This guy’s funny. I’m usually surprised when the friend that recommended this recommends things like this, as thisfriend isn’t always in tune with the universe in the same way I am. but he IS in tune. just different, sometimes. This is a good thing.
Meet my hot new stripper wife / Turns out the mid-life crisis [...]

Patrick Rothfuss - Blog
Anyway, it’s good for me. Not only because my teeth did need cleaning, but because I haven’t practiced my Buddhist meditation lately, and I typically only do that in situations like this.
Here’s my philosophy. Any wanker can meditate at home, listening to Enya and sitting on his yoga mat. That’s for sissies. [...]

The Trouble With Syndromes - With Special Intro
Ok, I laughed my fool ass off.

The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: Assassin’s Creed
OK, fine, one more.

The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero III
Alright, fine, I’ll embed it:

Neil Gaiman - Neil Gaiman’s Journal: “…making a gift for you”
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mimi smartypants
Although I have no room to be a snob about others’ wine choices, given my affection for the Target-brand cabernet-shiraz wine cube. (It’s really not bad! Honest! And there is a fuck of a lot of it, which is an important quality in a wine!)
There are also many comedy advantages to the wine cube. [...]

mimi smartypants
I was at the dentist last week and my dentist and hygienist had a fight right in front of me! Hygienist was giving me some blah blah lecture about my RECEDING GUMS, and I was resisting the urge to tell her to shut up because the whole topic is just disgusting, and in a [...]

McSweeneys Internet Tendency: Halo 3 Cheat Codes, as Explained by Neglected Girlfriend Janet Iverson.
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